Your tits are I can't wait for
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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