whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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