Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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