: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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