hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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