There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Floor bacon is actually really good
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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