Tell her she can't have a vagina
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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