I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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