Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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