My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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