none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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