either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
