"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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