no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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