He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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