belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
The uberlube is also flammable
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
