i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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