hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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