he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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