found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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