why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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