I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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