Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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