you're like a bully in the Christmas story
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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