i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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