well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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