Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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