Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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