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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Randomize
