What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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