If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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