is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
