Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
