That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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