one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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