so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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