Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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