I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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