Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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