great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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