i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I want her autograph on my taint
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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