return my video game
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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