Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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