I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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