On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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