Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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