im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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