Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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