it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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