My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You ruined the universe
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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