can u get pink eye on your cock?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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